Forget Briaisms… the things flying out of my mouth these days. Let me just share a smidge of it.

“God is good. Everything He made is good. He made squash so squash is good. Eat it!”

“No, honey there aren’t mosquitos in the house. I just have a raging case of adult onset acne. They’re pimples.”

“I’m not sure where my nerves left but I may have seen them in a hand basket headed for hell. If you don’t calm down right now…” Please note that somedays I’d take 10 toddlers over 2 teens. Somedays I’d take 10 teens over two second graders… just depends on the moment. 

“Attention island keiki… it’s snowing!!!”

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“How does my daughter know every line to Waterboy? Thanks Tye.”

“I think you need to watch War Games so you’ll understand what’s about to happen when I go all global thermonuclear war up in here!”

“Really. They are trying to teach him tenses… ride, rode, rid…I don’t care how he says it. I just want him to communicate it.” ~ That would be after leaving a particularly harrowing speech therapy appointment. 

“I’m not going to be held hostage by your toys.”

This is just a smidge of what I say on a mostly daily basis. We could be our own reality show or is it just me?